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from Make Me Young, etc. by Thumpermonkey

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    It's a CD -

    It's in an 8-page Jewelcase, which means it is exactly the same size as all your other Jewelcases, and therefore fits your racking. This is important to a lot of people.  

    Michael has written out the words for you, so you can potentially sing along. Please submit a video of you doing so.

    There's also some beautiful artwork by Lee Mason (lee-mason.co.uk), showing the last thing you'll see before the apocalypse properly kicks off.

    2. Cranefly
    3. Figstorm
    4. Buttersun
    5. Deckchair For Your Ghost
    6. Make Me Young, etc
    7. Tempe Terra

    Total time - 40 minutes

    Includes unlimited streaming of Make Me Young, etc. via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ... more
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      £7.99 GBP or more 


  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Yes - It's a record. You can play it backwards and summon the future ghost of The Protagonist.
    Like the CD - you have some lyrics. In English.
    There was talk of a Martian version, but that was scrapped.

    It has two apparent sides and a 3rd extra-dimensional side that you'll need a patented Rockosmos MultiD Player to access>
    Available from the future.

    Artwork by Lee Mason (lee-mason.co.uk)

    Includes unlimited streaming of Make Me Young, etc. via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days

      £12 GBP or more 


  • T-Shirt/Apparel

    In the future
    Our Martian descendants will power their planet by mining the emotional guilt derived from pissing off and leaving the rest of us to be obliterated by a continental sized asteroid.

    Here's a comprehensive map drawn by bassist Sam Warren to illustrate the whereabouts of the mother lodes of anxiety.

    And it's generally just a cool design.

    Especially if you're into astro-orienteering.
    Which is a thing.
    ships out within 5 days

      £10 GBP or more 


  • Poster/Print

    It's a BLACK AND GOLD poster version of the tee shirt.
    It's screen printed by artisans. Signed by the band.

    It was drawn by Thumpermonkey bass human, Sam Warren.
    It looks like a GUI for a computer in David Lynch's 'Dune'.

    Available framed or unframed - but if you want it framed go to
    ...and pick the drop down option - as there isn't scope here.
    ships out within 5 days

      £9.99 GBP or more 



God's mouth sealed back in 69 by synthetic magnetosphere.
Sublimate ammonia from asteroids.
We cleave from our pressurised containment.

Left the idiots on earth,
One more literate
idiot who's going to give
birth to more idiots.
Your house gets loud so fast.
Isn't this enough?

Everybody be quiet. I Chew-Z at Tempe Terra.
Imagine the sea from the melted cryosphere
lap the toes of all you noisy people.

I can imagine the last of the mirrors tumble from its geostation
Scattering mylar embers on children's rough and tumble,
footprints in the orange bedform
I can't believe we made it here, that we're still alive and making copies of us.

When we expire we remain; disordered.
Drift down, and down, and down...
Isn't this enough?
All the light that falls upon your face altered in its course.
So stop trying to fill your scrapbook; take a look at where you are.


from Make Me Young, etc., released October 26, 2018


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Thumpermonkey London, UK

A person in space, walking, or adrift, but safe, exploring, freedom, discovery.

A clockwork piano contraption, like a giant ballerina box, but turning a big totem pole, around which smart office dressed people slowly dance with dead glazed eyes as a slightly out of tune slow Satie-like Lydian melody loops round.

White men in pith helmets hunting large animals to extinction.
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