Thumpermonkey - Make Me Young - Martian Colonies Mining Shirt

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In the future
Our Martian descendants will power their planet by mining the emotional guilt derived from pissing off and leaving the rest of us to be obliterated by a continental sized asteroid.

Here's a comprehensive map drawn by bassist Sam Warren to illustrate the whereabouts of the mother lodes of anxiety.

And it's generally just a cool design.

Especially if you're into astro-orienteering.
Which is a thing.

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Thumpermonkey London, UK

A person in space, walking, or adrift, but safe, exploring, freedom, discovery.

A clockwork piano contraption, like a giant ballerina box, but turning a big totem pole, around which smart office dressed people slowly dance with dead glazed eyes as a slightly out of tune slow Satie-like Lydian melody loops round.

White men in pith helmets hunting large animals to extinction.
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